TAYLOR, Kathryn Ray

[KATHRYN RAY TAYLOR]

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Band Member | rhythm guitarist/ lean vocals| Everybody Dies Alone

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KATHRYN RAY TAYLOR

hey, you! yeah, I'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to ocean beach hospital for the clinically insane. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.

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NOW THAT WE KNOW YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED?

"Okay so lets get this clear, if you call me Kathy you are just asking for a death wish. I absolutely hate to be called that. Now if your close to me you may call me Kat, every one else does so go ahead. Other wise Kathryn works just dandy."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"I think its pretty obvious that I'm a female, if not maybe you need your eyes checked.."

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I just turned 20, 3 days ago. In case you don't know that would make my birthday March 7Th and the year i was born was 1991."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Well i like to spend at least 4 hours a day in the gym and of course always go for my evening runs...... Okay if you fell for that your a idiot. I don't really do anything to stay in shape at least working out or dieting wise. Its actually amazing I'm not a complete blimp by now, i sure do eat a lot for such a small girl.

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"for the most part its my natural color, just a boring brown nothing really exciting. I cant lie though i do have highlights put in my hair."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Well I'm pretty short just 5'5" and for the most part it completely sucks, especially because my younger siblings are taller then me and i ave no idea how i ended up so short. I guess ill blame it o the fact i drank so much coffee when i was young."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"Really? you think.....? I think he is a pretty good looking man for a old guy. As for me i consider myself pretty straight, i do love the guys. However, i have nothing against trying something new so its possible i could be persuaded to the other side."

OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"I love going sailing and i love catching crabs... jeesh get your mind out of the gutter i didn't mean like that and you know it. You know the crabs that have pincher's that you catch in the ocean. As for other adventurous things it really just depends on what it is. I would not say I'm the kind of person that goes searching for adventure though."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I'm probably going to bore you with this answer but i like to read and take photos. I always have a camera with me just so i can take pictures to document my life plus its always fun to relive those memories. Other then that i like to party some and have a bad tendency to get drunk, I'm a giggly and stupid drunk so i warned you i will laugh at everything."

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"I enjoy rainbows, butterflies, and kittens. Okay that sounds really stupid and I'm not some crazy hippie or anything. But i guess in a sense i really do enjoy those things, if you don't like them you must be crazy. Pretty much anything that can put a smile on my face from stupid jokes, awesome friends, and amazing music."

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"I could really go on all day with this but ill keep it simple, no one likes to listen to people complain all day. The biggest thing i hate are people that think the world revolves around them because bitch the world don't revolve around you......... it revolves around me ha ha I'm just kidding. Bugs, Mostly spiders are the creepiest crawliest things and i hate them. Spider meet my shoe! Lastly i have a deathly fear of clowns, i will huddle in the fetal position when i see one and i may even cry or scream."

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Most people don't expect it but I'm actually pretty smart and always did well in school mostly in English and science though. I'm also very self motivated and I'm able to take the lead and get things done or make people get things done. On that note I'm also very convincing and know how to sweet talk my way into anything."

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I really don't work well in groups, but so far Ive done pretty well in the band but i guess that's just because we all get a long. I also suck at anything involving math, need anything done except the basics i become pretty much hopeless. I have also never really been all that good at sports, i think its just because I'm not very competitive and my hand eye coordination isn't all that great."

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"I will only bet if you make it worth it, lets say i win then you can take me out to dinner. And if you win....... well lets just say i have the bus to myself every one is out being busy."

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"I would lie if i didn't say the most important thing is trust. Other then that i just want some one who truly loves and cares for me, that's all i can ask for.I want to have fun and enjoy being with them."

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"I hate when some one tries to change tings about me, you either take it all or nothing at all. I like having a equal relationship so i cant stand when a guy Expects his girlfriend/wife to stay home all day cleaning, cooking, and being a baby maker. conceded, self centered, and rude guys all annoy me and i avoid them at all costs."

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"well....... YOUR FACE!"

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"Do I get a prize if i win?."

FAVORITE FOOD?
"Mac and Cheese and steak"

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"The Scream Trilogy... ha ha i hate the 4Th movie so i don't count it."

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"Celtic Thunder."

FAVORITE MUSIC GENRE?
"Rock."

FAVORITE DRINK?
"jagermeister."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"wow i don't even remember who is who ill say Posh."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"The Voice."

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Christmas and spring."

FAVORITE WORD?
"spoogidush."

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Britney Murphy."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Sleep Time."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"Blue"

FAVORITE BOOK?
"The Future Of Us."

FAVORITE TOY?
"My ipod is my favorite adult toy."

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"Well I'm a fun person and i like to enjoy life. However enjoying life doesn't seem to happen very often because i tend to hide my true feelings and that I'm actually struggling with a lot of things in my life. Most people say I'm one of the best friends some one could ever ask for because I'm very trustworthy and will give a friend the shirt off of my back. Don't get me wrong i have my moments and can be a complete bitch but you really have to push me over the edge."

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"My mom raised me and my two siblings but passed away 5 years ago and it was really hard for me because we were so close. As for my father up until i was 5 he played a big part in my life but then his life went downhill and he left. The good thing is that we have started to rebuild are relationship and i really do love him. My siblings Jason and Kailey are 18 years old and 15 years old. We have are sibling quarrels but i would say we are pretty close. They do drive me insane though and i don't really spend much time with them any more."

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA?
"I was born in Dayton, Ohio and lived there most of my life. The only reason i came to Cali was for the band, other wise i would probably still be in Ohio."

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"When i was a teenager i showed horses and that was probably the highlight of my life. My favorite memories was of course winning my first blue ribbon, nothing better then that first win."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"My worst memories was my mom passing away, no matter how much i try o forget it the events of that day just keep playing through my head. I always wonder if there was a way i could have changed things."

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I was born and raised as a christian, I love god. However i am far from the perfect christian. I cuss, i drink, i party and I'm always getting in trouble. Hell half the time people claim the music the band makes and the music i listen to is devils music. So you don't have to worry about me shoving my religion down your face, i respect other peoples religions as well."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I'm living my dream job now buy playing in a band, it really doesn't get much better then that. If i had to chose another job i would want to be a high class stripper...... at least they make good money."

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"Kiki."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"Make music forever, fall in love, and have a family. HA HA i know pretty average wishes there, i guess i would also want to be a billionaire."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"If you though that was fascinating then you need to get a life.."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"No I'm single at the moment, it is what it is and I'm just waiting for the right guy. No rush on my half."

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"Lets go watch the sunset at the beach, its so beautiful."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"Sure here is my number *writes fake number down*."

ALRIGHT, COOL. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"Well no not ready i think i have shared more personal information with you then i have shared with some of my friends. If you tell any one i swear it will be the last words that you will ever speak...... I have friends in high places."

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"shit, if he is gonna blow up i better run and get out of here."
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
KAT has been trying to escape this doggone planet for NINETEEN years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for 5 years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the STANDARD PACIFIC timezone. you can always reach them at PM. and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
OK, well, I'll just take your paperwork and be going:

Devin was a pretty happy go lucky kind of guy and lately he had been the opposite. Almost like a grumpy girl who was PMSing or at least thats how his friends described him. Of course being compared to a girl made him be even more grumpier. It took him a while but he knew he had made a huge mistake with Lexi. The poor guy was just terrified to talk to her now and apologies. Mostly because he was scared to get nailed where the sun don't shine again, or slapped, or just bitched out. He loved Lexi but god damn that girl scared him some times, she was one girl he never underestimated. All he wanted to do was run up, sweep her in his arm, kiss her tenderly and run off with her into the sunset. Kay well maybe not quite like that, but Devin was a romantic guy, when he apologized to her he wanted it to be romantic or at least make him seem like he was extremely sorry and realized how much of a jack ass he was.

Devin wasn't even sure if she would ever forgive him, he could barely forgive himself. The last week he had been parading around with a different girl nearly every day, just trying to fill the void and well make Lexi jealous. Maybe it wasn't the smartest idea because instead of making her jealous he probably just started to seem more like a player and a jackass then anything else. He wasn't always the brightest. The last week he had been quite a ass and not acting like his normal self, he was constantly insulting and being a jerk to his friends. Not to mention he seemed to lock himself away from the rest of the world and get moody when any one came around him. Which is where the PMS thing came in. He didn't go out and drink or party, and he had relatively kept himself out of trouble at least with the law.

Devin was in a slightly better mood today and realized that he was going to have to do something if he wanted Lexi back, he just couldn't stand around mopping any more or he would lose her for ever he if hadn't already. Getting out of bed he got dressed pulling on a pair of skinny jeans and a band shirt he had stolen from his brother, it was one of his favorite German bands. He brushed his hair and washed off his face, he looked like shit, like he hadn't slept for days.

Leaving the bus he headed to the main stage wondering if any one was practicing. on the way there he ran into one of the crew members of one of the other bands. The girl was a one of the girls he had been fooling around with, and just didn't get that it was really a fling. Dumb blond type, it was quite pathetic. The girl followed him to the stage, chatting her head off. Devin just smiled and flirted back, not trying to but it was just in his nature so he couldn't help it. Walking into the building he could hear a lot of talking but he stopped dead in his tracks when he saw which band it was, and saw Lexi up on the stage. He looked like a dear in head lights as he talked to this girl not wanting to be rude and just tell her to leave. He managed to erase the scared look off of his face and just smile and nod not saying much to the girl, just letting her talk.


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CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll sned vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.

[black mariah !]

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