WHITE, taryn lee

[TARYN LEE WHITE]

band crew | photographer | speed static

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TARYN LEE WHITE

hey, you! yeah, i'm talking to you. wake the hell up! good.
welcome to ocean beach hospital for the clinically insane. it is
mandatory that you fill out this paperwork. yes, all of it. why?
because we doggone said so, that's why! now take a seat and
please be quiet. i said be quiet!

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.

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NOW THAT WE KNOW YOUR NAME, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WOULD PREFER TO BE CALLED?

"Kay, Kate, Tempy, KT. And honestly...to my mum I've always been called Angel. Weird...sort of..."

I HAVE TO ASK: MALE, FEMALE, OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN?
"Absolutely female. "

GOOD, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY. NOW, HOW OLD ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I am...19 years old. My birthday is February 20th, and I am a Pisces."

WELL, YOU LOOK YOUNG FOR YOUR AGE. HOW DO YOU STAY IN SHAPE?
"Well...I hike quite a bit to be honest....actually...I don't eat much. "

OH, I'LL HAVE TO TRY THAT. MOVING ON: YOUR HAIR, IS THAT YOUR NATURAL COLOR?
"Yes! I've always been a blonde."

DON'T MEAN TO BE A PEST BUT, HOW TALL ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"I'm FIVE foot, FIVE inches."

I WOULD NEVER HAVE CONSIDERED THAT GEORGE CLOONEY MIGHT BE GAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
"George Clooney is absolutely handsome. And,...I'm straight. Completely straight. "

OH REALLY? WELL, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT. EVER BEEN SAILING?
"Actually...yes I've been sailing. But that's all...I'm not too get out and go. I will for the right person though...I think. .......

Okay that's a lie. I love to go have fun...just in the right amount."

WELL THEN, WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
"I'm a photographer. I love to draw and do anything artistic. I love to sing...and I really can...but I'm shy about it. "

DON'T WORRY, THIS IS ALL CONFIDENTIAL. GO AHEAD, TELL US WHAT YOU ENJOY.
"I love kittens, art, music, loose clothing, rain. I love anything natural. Although I do have a fetish with tattoos and piercings. "

WHAT ABOUT SOMETHING THAT GETS ON YOUR NERVES?
"Cheaters. The smell beer. "

I'LL HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT. SO, ARE YOU GOOD AT ANYTHING?
"Anything artistic. I'm also pretty good at arguing. "

THAT'S INTERESTING, NOW WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
"I often take on more than I can really handle. "

I BET I CAN BEAT YOU IN A THUMB WRESTLE AND HOLD MY BREATHE LONGER THAN YOU AT THE SAME TIME.
"You'd probably be right...but I'll give it a go. "

YOU MUST THINK I'M CRAZY. OH WELL, SAY, WHAT KIND OF QUALITIES DO YOU LIKE IN A SPOUSE?
"sweet, funny, active, but I want them to have an edge. I want them to keep me on my toes. "

OH, I GUESS I'M NOT YOUR TYPE THEN, EH? WELL, WHAT DO YOU FIND UNATTRACTIVE IN A PERSON?
"Really bland guys. If they don't like color, and they look like they have no color...what's the point in them right? I want a personality...not just a cavity of human organs. "

FINE, BE LIKE THAT. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.
"That's okay....you aren't hurting my feelings. "

OK, WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME. I'M GOING TO ASK SOME SIMPLE QUESTIONS, AND YOUR GOING TO SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND, OK?
"Let's get on with it then. "

FAVORITE FOOD?
"Tortellini (:"

FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Love Actually"

FAVORITE BAND/ARTIST?
"I love every sort of music. I appreciate the beauty in some part of it. "

FAVORITE MUSIC GENRE?
"All"

FAVORITE DRINK?
"Water & Lemon."

FAVORITE SPICE GIRL?
"Scary Spice."

FAVORITE TV SHOW?
"Criminal Minds"

FAVORITE HOLIDAY AND SEASON?
"Thanksgiving and Fall..or Spring."

FAVORITE WORD?
"Actually. "

FAVORITE FAMOUS DEAD PERSON?
"Bob Marley."

FAVORITE TIME OF DAY?
"Early Early Morning. Or Late Late Night."

FAVORITE COLOR?
"Neon Green. ...or Orange"

FAVORITE BOOK?
"My Sister's Keeper"

FAVORITE TOY?
"When I was little,...my toy bear...which I still have. "

WELL, WASN'T THAT FUN? ON TO THE SERIOUS SHIT. TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF.
"nice. funny. humorous. earthy/natural. daring. playful (; and sarcastic"

MHMM, AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?
"mom and dad are married...but not. sister and i don't get along. "

VERY INTERESTING. SO HOW DID YOU END UP IN OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA?
"we've always lived here"

RIGHT ON, MY FRIEND. SO, CAN YOU TELL US WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MEMORY?
"Getting my first REAL camera."

HOW, LOVELY. AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR WORST MEMORY?
"Mom and Dad's fight, where I stuck up for her,...and I was hit. "

NOW, JUST WONDERING. WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU EXACTLY?
"Not religious."

WHAT SORT OF CAREER WILL YOU GO INTO THEN?
"I'm a photographer...it's what I always will do. "

WHAT HAPPENED TO BE YOUR FIRST WORDS?
"puppy."

OMGWTFBBQ?!? WELL, LOOK AT THAT. I'VE NEVER SEEN A GENIE ACTUALLY COME OUT OF THE BOTTLE. WHAT ARE YOUR THREE WISHES?
"better camera. a trip to the 60s. some guy to love."


WOW, WASN'T THAT FASCINATING?
"sure...why not."

SO, YOU, UH, WITH ANYBODY AT THE PRESENT MOMENT?
"nope"

WELL, YOU WANNA GO OUT SOME TIME? WHERE CAN I TAKE YA?
"anywhere is fine with me...just as long as you can make it fun."

HEY, IF YOUR NOT BUSY FRIDAY...WANNA GO OUT?
"uhm...i guess"

ALRIGHT, WHATEVER. THIS INTERVIEW IS COMING TO AN END. ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US?
"i have a dog, he's a great dane named rascal"

THIS FAKE INTERVIEWER DUDE GUY WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS.
"thank god. just not by me"
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ON THE STEREO,
LISTEN AS WE GO,
DRIVING DOWN THE 101.
HALLUCINATE has been trying to escape this doggone planet for almostEIGHTEEN years,
but they've found themselves stuck in the vortex of role playing for SIX years.
too bad. we could have busted them out if they didn't live all the way in
the TIMEZONE timezone. you can always reach them at PM. and we'll need
to see some proof that you're a GIRL. yep, pull down those pants.
ok, well, i'll just take your paperwork and be going:

RP SAMPLE HERE. NOT YOUR BEST, BUT YOUR AVERAGE.

CALIFORNIA HERE WE COME,
RIGHT BACK WHERE WE STARTED FROM.
say hold up, wait a minute. let me put some pimpin' in
it! yep, that's right, this sexy application template was made
by yours truly: CHRISS a.k.a. LENNY GOT LAID ?! @
CAUTION 2.0. yeah, see those fawesome lyrics? that be
california by none other than phantom planet. and by the way,
if you happen to remove this little credit, i'll send vampires
after you in the night to rip out your jugular. and they won't
be as sexy as you think the cullens are. uh-huh.

[black mariah !]

accepted.